The Clicker Blues (Live)

[00:00.00]The Clicker Blues (Live) - Barbra Streisand (芭芭拉·史翠珊)

[00:00.70]以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供

[00:00.70]Remember when online was where you hung the wash

[00:04.98]还记得"在线"只是晾衣绳的年代吗

[00:04.98]And a megabyte was a really big nosh

[00:07.37]那时"兆字节"听起来像顿大餐般夸张

[00:07.37]And if it was a virus you got

[00:09.60]若说感染了"病毒"

[00:09.60]You went to the doctor and got a shot ooh

[00:13.23]你只会去找医生打针治疗

[00:13.23]Internet or interface

[00:15.58]互联网还是交互界面

[00:15.58]Download upload database

[00:17.66]下载上传数据库

[00:17.66]Pixel shmixle cyber speak

[00:19.28]像素混搭网络黑话

[00:19.28]They may as well be speaking Greek

[00:21.85]对他们而言如同希腊天书

[00:21.85]Once a floppy disk meant you had a bum back

[00:25.48]软盘曾意味着你的腰背酸痛

[00:25.48]A hack drove a cab and a burger was a

[00:27.19]黑客开出租 汉堡就叫麦

[00:27.19]Mac

[00:27.73]克

[00:27.73]Modems chat rooms dos and dots

[00:29.62]调制解调器 聊天室 DOS与点

[00:29.62]A mouse in your pad that's why we had cats

[00:34.14]鼠标垫上窜老鼠 所以养猫来治

[00:34.14]Nowadays you need a degree from mit

[00:37.72]如今你需要麻省理工学位

[00:37.72]To operate your own tv

[00:39.82]才能操作自家电视

[00:39.82]I used to find a channel quicker

[00:42.02]从前换台不过弹指间

[00:42.02]When all you needed was one clicker

[00:44.28]曾几何时 一个遥控器就足够

[00:44.28]Listen I don't mean to bicker

[00:45.97]听着 我并非想要抱怨

[00:45.97]But now my clicker has a clicker

[00:47.70]但现在我的遥控器也有遥控器

[00:47.70]And each new clicker makes me sicker

[00:49.50]每个新增的遥控都让我头疼

[00:49.50]If I could only find a clicker to turn all

[00:51.82]要是有个万能遥控能一键关闭

[00:51.82]The clickers off

[00:56.08]所有这些遥控器该多好