Displacement

[02:32.00]Ask me how do I feel

[02:32.00]Now that we're cosy and clinging

[02:32.00]Well sir

[02:32.00]All I can say is

[02:32.00]If I were a bell I'd be ringing

[02:32.00]From the moment we kissed goodnight

[02:32.00]That's the way I just gotta behave

[02:32.00]And if I were a lamp I'd light

[02:32.00]Or if I were a banner I'd wave

[02:32.00]Ask me how do I feel

[02:32.00]Little me with my quiet upbringing

[02:32.00]Well sir

[02:32.00]All I can say is

[02:32.00]If I were a gate I'd be swinging

[02:32.00]And if I were a watch

[02:32.00]I'd start popping my spring

[02:32.00]Oh

[02:32.00]And if I were a bell

[02:32.00]I'd go "ding dong ding dong ding"

[02:32.00]Ask me how do I feel

[02:32.00]From this chemistry lesson I'm learning

[02:32.00]Well sir

[02:32.00]All I can say is

[02:32.00]If I were a bridge I'd be burning

[02:32.00]Well

[02:32.00]I knew my moral would crack

[02:32.00]From the wonderful way you looked

[02:32.00]Boy

[02:32.00]If I were a duck I'd quack

[02:32.00]Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked

[02:32.00]Ask me how do I feel

[02:32.00]Now that we're fondly caressing

[02:32.00]And if I were a salad

[02:32.00]I know I'd be splashing my dressing

[02:32.00]Or if I were a season

[02:32.00]I'd surely be spring

[02:32.00]Yes

[02:32.00]And if I were a bell

[02:32.00]Say

[02:32.00]If I were a bell

[02:32.00]If I were a bell

[02:32.00]I'd go "ding dong ding dong ding"