Nobody Makes a Pass at Me

[00:00.00]Nobody Makes a Pass at Me - Barbra Streisand (芭芭拉·史翠珊)/Rose Marie Jun/Alan Sokoloff

[00:06.99]I want men that I can please

[00:09.83]That I can squeeze that I can tease

[00:13.81]Two or three or four or more

[00:17.48]What are those fools waiting for

[00:21.85]I want love and I want kissing

[00:25.37]I want more of what I'm missing

[00:28.94]Nobody comes knocking at my front door

[00:32.42]What do they think my knocker's for

[00:35.86]If they don't come soon there won't be anymore

[00:42.93]What can the matter be

[00:48.57]I wash my clothes with lux

[00:50.46]My etiquette's the best

[00:53.06]I spend my hard-earned bucks

[00:55.54]On just what the ads suggest

[00:58.49]Oh dear what can the matter be

[01:03.74]Nobody makes a pass at me

[01:08.78]I'm full of kellogg's bran

[01:11.51]I eat grape nuts on the sly

[01:14.20]The date is on the can

[01:16.09]Of the coffee that I buy

[01:19.12]Oh dear what can the matter be

[01:24.14]Nobody makes a pass at me

[01:29.43]Oh beatrice fairfax

[01:31.90]Give me the bare facts

[01:34.20]How do you make them fall

[01:39.09]If you don't save me

[01:41.04]The things the lord gave me

[01:44.03]Never will be any use to me at all

[01:49.29]I sprinkle on a dash

[01:51.25]Of fragrance d amour

[01:54.28]The ads say makes men rash

[01:57.04]But I guess their smell is poor

[01:59.64]Oh dear what can the matter be

[02:04.28]Nobody makes a pass at me

[02:08.90]I use ovaltine and listerine

[02:12.06]Barbasol and musterole

[02:13.68]Lifebuoy soap and flit

[02:15.33]So why I not got it

[02:18.00]I use coca-cola and marmola

[02:20.37]Crisco lesco and mazola

[02:22.25]Exlax and vapex

[02:24.25]So why ain't I not got sex

[02:27.03]I use albolene and maybelline

[02:29.54]Alka-seltzer bromo-seltzer

[02:31.78]Odorono and sensation

[02:34.61]So why ain't I got fascination

[02:41.00]My girdles come from best

[02:44.11]The times ads say they're chick

[02:46.50]And up above I'm dressed

[02:48.47]In the brassier of the week oh

[02:51.95]Oh dear what can the matter be

[02:56.68]Nobody makes a pass at me

[03:01.87]I use ponds on my skin

[03:04.37]With rye-crisp I have thinned

[03:06.50]I get my culture in

[03:08.84]I began gone with the wind

[03:11.96]Oh dear what can the matter be

[03:17.06]Nobody makes a pass at me

[03:22.29]Oh dorothy dix

[03:24.24]Please show me some tricks

[03:26.62]Please I want some men to hold

[03:32.09]I want attention and things I can't mention

[03:37.03]And I want them all before I get too old

[03:42.06]I use mum everyday and angelus liplure

[03:47.90]But still men stay away just like ivory soap

[03:52.18]I'm 99 and 44 one hundred percent pure

[03:56.50]What can the matter be

[03:59.63]Nobody makes a pass at me

[04:06.93]I don't know oh dear