[00:01.77]It's a god awful small affair
[00:05.91]To the girl with the mousy hair
[00:09.72]But her mummy is yelling no
[00:13.61]And her daddy has told her to go
[00:17.37]But her friend is nowhere to be seen
[00:21.48]Now she walks through her sunken dream
[00:25.41]To the seat with the clearest view
[00:29.28]And she's hooked to the silver screen
[00:33.42]But the film is a saddening bore
[00:35.72]For she's lived it ten times or more
[00:41.85]She could spit in the eyes of fools
[00:45.11]As they ask her to focus on
[00:47.42]Sailors fighting in the dance hall
[00:51.96]Oh man look at those cavemen go
[00:58.07]It's the freakiest show
[01:01.89]Take a look at the lawman
[01:05.43]Beating up the wrong guy
[01:07.62]Oh man wonder if he'll ever know
[01:13.82]He's in the best selling show
[01:17.96]Is there life on mars
[01:42.63]It's on amerika's tortured brow
[01:45.99]That mickey mouse has grown up a cow
[01:50.64]Now the workers have struck for fame
[01:54.84]'Cause lennon's on sale again
[01:58.56]See the mice in their million hordes
[02:02.51]From ibeza to the norfolk broads
[02:06.51]Rule britannia is out of bounds
[02:10.50]To my mother my dog and clowns
[02:14.61]But the film is a saddening bore
[02:18.44]'Cause I wrote it ten times or more
[02:22.56]It's about to be writ again
[02:26.28]As I ask you to focus on
[02:28.80]Sailors fighting in the dance hall
[02:32.45]Oh man look at those cavemen go
[02:39.30]It's the freakiest show
[02:43.22]Take a look at the lawman
[02:46.70]Beating up the wrong guy
[02:49.11]Oh man wonder if he'll ever know
[02:55.37]He's in the best selling show
[02:59.04]Is there life on mars